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Things Worth Remembering

The three habits that lead to success are: Patience, Application, and Vision.

Take care: The person who will tell others' faults to you - will tell yours to others.

It is always better to be underestimated.

There are three things that are better than riches: Health, Freedom, and Honor.

Think swiftly, speak softly, act wisely.

"The world is neither Scottish, English, nor Irish, neither French, Dutch, nor Chinese, but human, and each nation is only the partial development of a universal humanity." - James Grant on founding the National Association for the Vindication of Scottish Rights, 1862

All from: The Book of Celtic Wisdom

I hope so, Commander, for your sake.

“I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.” – Darth Vader, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

 

In keeping with my last few Saturday posts, here’s a video about Darth Vader’s less-talented and slightly bumbling younger brother, Chad Vader, the day shift manager of a grocery store. This is the first of a series of Chad Vader videos. Links to the others are below. Warning: If you have tender little ears, you might not want to watch these.

Season 1
Chad Vader #1, Day Shift Manager

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Chad Vader #2, The Date
Chad Vader #3, The Night Shift
Chad Vader #4, Dog in the Store
Chad Vader #5, Holiday Blues
Chad Vader #6, New Job
Chad Vader #7, The Plan
Chad Vader #8, Clint vs. Chad

Chad Vader Training videos (season 2)
#1, A Spy in Produce
#2, Custodial Empowerment and You
#3, Decoding the Dress Code
#4, Are You Fit for Command?

And finally, the music video: Chocolate Rain

May the Force be with us all, Share!

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