“What’s all this? A battle? There must be some mistake! I’m programmed for etiquette, not destruction!” - C-3PO, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones
As heard on the ride home from Padawan Learner’s bookclub with Padawan Learner’s friend, R2-D2 (who rarely says much, but notices everything), and his mom, Yoda.
Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.
R2-D2: ”That’s a cool one. We’re almost to my house. Can I use that one?”
PL: (reluctant hesitation)
Obi-Mom: ”Share your guns with your friend, honey.”
Yoda: ”Now that’s not something you hear everyday. ‘Share your weapons.’”
Etiquette before destruction.
Share your GUNS sure. Your light sabres however are quite another matter. Ones light sabre surely should be used only by oneself.
ROFL!!!
And no light sabres inside the house!!!
LMBO!!!!
No running with lit lightsabres (oh my!)
Actually, this probably *is* a conversation I would have. We have had some pretty … interesting … conversations at our house.
Here’s one for you from our local Craigslist (in an ad for a guitar): will trade for ammo or gas.
I didn’t call.