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Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.” – The Emperor, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

 

There’s nothing funny about colonoscopies, unless they’re being explained by Dave Berry. Hats off to you Red. I’ll be sure to tell Dad Windu about the vodka.

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    February 3rd, 2009 | Tags: , | Category: just plain fun | 4 comments - (Comments are closed) |

    4 comments to Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

    • topsytechie
      February 3, 2009 at 1:53 PM

      I love reading stuff that really makes me laugh out loud. LOL just doesn’t cut it!!!

    • Red
      February 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM

      My husband had one recently and was given that schpeel to be able to laugh. Colonoscopies are no laughing matter, but this made it a bit easier to digest. Thanks for the plug.

    • Mom #1
      February 3, 2009 at 10:52 PM

      THAT sounds like a wild ride.

      As for endoscopies, unfortunately Baby Boy has to have them at least once a year . . . sometimes twice. Yuck!

    • hornblower
      February 5, 2009 at 2:42 PM

      I had one and it hurt, hurt, hurt. I was livid because I was alert enough to be awake and in pain but not enough to do more than mutter. What I really wanted to do was punch the guy.