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The three habits that lead to success are: Patience, Application, and Vision.

It is always better to be underestimated.

There are three things that are better than riches: Health, Freedom, and Honor.

Think swiftly, speak softly, act wisely.

All from: The Book of Celtic Wisdom

Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force.

“Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force.” – Yoda, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

 

We did something tonight that we always do after returning home from a trip, we marked the map with our route using dry erase markers. We keep our US map on the wall next to the kitchen table so we see it often. After marking up this trip, we decided to touch up the routes of previous trips as many of them had gotten smudged (and even almost rubbed off completely) over the years. The updated map can be seen here.

PL marks up the map with our travel route.

PL marks up the map with our travel route.

Padawan Learner drew out the line as Dad Windu and I recalled the route we had taken. It’s always interesting to look back on our trips with this new piece of information. Somehow it’s easier to put a long road trip in perspective when it’s laid out before you on a map. Not including any of the bits and pieces of extraneous driving that we did for side trips, we learned from Google Maps that we drove 4244 miles point to point, over the course of 18 days. Per PL, that’s an average of roughly 236 miles a day. (I’m not one to miss a chance to throw in some math practice when I can.)

Another friend has a large table in her dining room, so her family keeps full-size USA and world maps right on the table with a large, clear plastic tablecloth over them. Because of this, their meals often have geography content. If one of her sons hears a tidbit about Latvia on NPR, for example, the entire family can find it on the map and understand why Latvians get ansy when politicians in Moscow start reminiscing about a return to “the good old days” of the USSR.

Does your family do anything special with maps?

    Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force …

    “Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi. Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force …” – Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith


    This is a shout-out to anyone that has been a traveler to, or resident near, places that were once part of the Wild West. For the past nine months or so, Dad Windu has thrown himself into learning about the people and places from this unique period in American history, particularly Wyatt Earp and his ilk. Padawan Learner and I briefly covered this time period at the end of last year and are revisiting it again early this year, so it is a fortunate merging of interests.

    Considering the stressfulness of the past year, particularly the past seven months, we’re considering a trip to visit some of these places. Regardless of what happens to his position within the Galactic Republic, Dad Windu needs a break. “Financial insecurity, be damned,” I say. He’s earned this road-trip.

    We would most likely be going sometime in early- or mid-winter (can you say, off-season), and we’re looking to do our roaming in either Texas and New Mexico or New Mexico and Arizona (via Iowa, Missouri, Kansas and Oklahoma). Do any of you have places you’d especially recommend for a visit, or recommend we avoid? Are there any places that have maintained their Old West history particularly well, or that have sadly turned their history into too much of a kitschy circus to bother? Inquiring minds want to know!

    We’re huge fans of the National Parks as well, so we may try to fit a few of those in too. It just seems wrong to go all the way to Arizona and NOT see the Grand Canyon, or New Mexico and Carlsbad Caverns, or Texas and Big Bend. I know. I know. I sound like a former co-worker who flew in from The Netherlands and expected to see NYC, Disney World, the Grand Canyon and LA during his week-long visit – to the Midwest. The US just seems so much more manageable on Google maps. Oh well, at least we’re planning to give ourselves three weeks…

      Stay on target.

      Gold Five: “Stay on target.”
      Gold Leader:  ”We’re too close!”
      Gold Five: “Stay on target!”

      Star Wars IV: A New Hope


      We have learned that taking a day off our morning lessons means much more work than anyone ever expected to get caught back up. Of all the things we’d like to do at 2:30 on a Saturday afternoon, catch-up work isn’t one of them. Live and learn.

        Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.

        “Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.” – Yoda, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones


        I went looking for a website today in the bowels of my bookmarks file. Oh, the tragedy.

        There are approximately 9 trillion bookmarks in there because, frankly, there is just too much great stuff out there on the interwebs for a homeschooling mom to pass up. Is there a diagnosis for Bookmark Fever? And if so, is there a cure? To grab a few without looking I get…

        You know how it is, I could go on and on. But, yes. I did eventually find that file for which I was looking. It was right there between The Great Magnet, the Earth and The Great Plant Escape. It became obvious as I was hunting around that PL has outgrown some of these bookmarks or they are simply no longer needed, so it looks like a little bookmark weeding is in order.

          I HATE THEM!

          “I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!” – Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones


          Alright, maybe our first day back wasn’t that bad. No one was slaughtered because of it, but – woobaby – I certainly wouldn’t have bet on both of us making it to 5 pm yesterday. What a lousy way to start a new school year. Three hours of work took from 9 am to 4 PM! With much griping and complaining and yelling and sarcasm to be had – (those last two from both of us I’m honest enough to add). If we’d had any whiskey in the house, I probably would have spiked my tea.

          Today, though, was much better, great even. Was this just a further sign of puberty, too little sleep, or the rather pointed reminder that there’s a middle school within walking distance? I don’t even care; I’m just glad it didn’t continue into today. Today was more like our norm. Work, jokes, discussion, and remembering why we do this. Ahhh.

          Anyone else get off to a rocky start this year?

            Good, I hate long waits.

            C-3PO:        ”His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.”
            Han Solo:  ”Good, I hate long waits.”
            C-3PO:        ”You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.”
            Han Solo:  ”Doesn’t sound so bad.”
            C-3PO:        ”In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
            Han Solo:  ”On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?”

            Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi


            Waiting is painful to me. Waiting for homeschooling to start each year is doubly painful. Toss in a new style of homeschooling – math, writing and history/science lessons in the morning and revolving topical lessons in the afternoons – and you’ve got a recipe for waiting disaster.

            This is because I’m a planner by nature, no doubt I was born with a schedule book in one hand and a freshly sharpened #2 Ticonderoga pencil in the other. (My mother must have been in agony.) If given too much free time, I begin to “tweak” the homeschool lesson plan ad nauseum.

            • Oh, this looks good. Add that in.
            • Really can’t ignore that, it’s so interesting. Add that in.
            • I never knew the library had so much on this topic. Add that in.
            • Well, this exhibit just sounds fabulous. Add  that in.

            You get the idea. Before too long, I’ve got so much scheduled that Dad Windu and I would have to tag team lessons just to get any sleep. As for Padawan Learner, he’d get no sleep at all – let alone time for eating, playing, or taking a crap. On the flip side, his room would no doubt stay much neater.

            I noticed early last week that I was moving into crazy over planning mode, so I took drastic measures. I walked to the library and checked out every last Agatha Christie mystery that I hadn’t read yet. I have a goodly stack (arranged by order of publication because, yes, I am that tightly wound thank.you.very.much) and have been working my way through them at a pretty good clip.

            PL expressed concern at first about me reading so much, so feverishly, until I explained my reasoning. He has been almost throwing books at me now whenever I get within 20 pages of a book ending. “Keep reading, Mom.”

              Not entirely stable.

              C-3PO: “Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.”
              Han Solo: “Not entirely stable. I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things. Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!”
              Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back


              Nor, it would appear, am I.

              I have been putting the 09-10 curriculum together for math, writing, history and science these past several days, all those final little tweaks and library material correlations.

              I’m dreaming in a 3 by 5 grid now.