Han Solo: ”Chewie, give me the gun! Don’t move, Lando!”
Lando Calrissian: ”No, wait! I thought you were blind!”
Han Solo: ”It’s alright. I can see a lot better! Don’t move!”
Lando Calrissian: ”Up a little higher! Just a little higher!”
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
I’m not 100% certain yet, but I’m beginning to think that I must pass out 3-5 times a day. During that time, Padawan Learner, pixies, or space aliens remove my glasses and work feverishly to cover them in smudges and fingerprints. How else can they get so dirty when all they do is sit there, undisturbed, all day long? I feel like I clean these things constantly. Does anyone else have this problem?





