“Do you have a Plan B?” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
I always enjoy seeing the search terms that bring people over to my blog. As you can imagine, I get a fair number of quotes from Star Wars, how disappointed they must be, but occasionally I get a real winner.
Here’s a list of my most favorite search engine terms to date:
- hello, i know you’re my mommie: Woo, buddy. Back off there. I think I’d remember that.
- how to really use the force: Psst. Over here. Star Wars isn’t real. But I can get you a good deal on death sticks.
- “wax taste” homemade ice cream: Um, no thank you.
- stop arrogant help: Indeed, what a good idea.
- homeschool socialization negative impact: Really. And this is based on what personal knowledge? You’ve homeschooled how many children and for how long? You’re quite sure that the negative impact is merely from the single fact of children being homeschooled and not from a myriad of other factors in the kids’ lives?
- mom seduced by woman: I’m more a fan of the gentlemanly set, but tell me about her shoes…
- bike buddy kenobi: Awesome. Sure I’ll be your buddy if you’re a bicycle-loving Jedi.
- how to become more powerful: First, join the Dark Side. Second, gain control of the Imperial Senate. Third, get a whiny and confused, yet good-looking guy in nice shape (for those shirtless moments) to do your dirty work. Fourth, learn a really annoying, evil laugh.
- how to fake a seizure“: I’m sorry, that’s classified information. Only given out to 2nd graders who don’t want to do their penmanship and math assignments.
- my sons teacher: Definitely isn’t here. But you’re welcome to come and hang out. Have you considered homeschooling?
So there you go. Go forth and search the Internet. Look for crazy connections. Google or Yahoo (in deference to VanderKitten) your way to informational bliss.
