“What’s all this? A battle? There must be some mistake! I’m programmed for etiquette, not destruction!” - C-3PO, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones
As heard on the ride home from Padawan Learner’s bookclub with Padawan Learner’s friend, R2-D2 (who rarely says much, but notices everything), and his mom, Yoda.
Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.
R2-D2: ”That’s a cool one. We’re almost to my house. Can I use that one?”
PL: (reluctant hesitation)
Obi-Mom: ”Share your guns with your friend, honey.”
Yoda: ”Now that’s not something you hear everyday. ‘Share your weapons.’”
Etiquette before destruction.
